Frank at 2am: same fix, half the cost
Narrative angle on the firefighter benchmark — same bug, same fix, same 8/10 grade. Haiku-with-memory cost $0.075. Sonnet-without cost $0.138. The cost story compressed into one on-call shift.
X / Twitter
Post 1 269 / 280
Hook tweet. Best posted Tue–Thu 8–10am UK time. Reply with the LinkedIn version as a thread continuation.
Post 2 265 / 280
Stat-led follow-up. Can stand alone or thread under the Frank tweet.
Post 3 258 / 280
Standalone rule tweet. Quotable. Pin candidate.
Post 1968 chars
Long-form. Best posted Tue–Wed 7–9am UK or 7–9am Pacific. Lead with the 2am hook visually if you can attach the chart.
Bluesky
Post 1 266 / 300
Same hook as X but uses the 300-char limit comfortably.
Mastodon
Post 606 / 500
500-char Mastodon variant. Fediverse audience tolerates link drops better than X.
r/ClaudeAI
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Reddit prefers technical depth and 'we measured X, here's the data' framing. Avoid posting on weekends.
r/golang
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Body
Lean technical for r/golang. Lead with Go-relevance, keep marketing tone out.
Hacker News
Submission
Title
URL
First comment
dev.to / Hashnode
Article
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Tags
Body (markdown)
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/blog/hydrate-overnight-workshop.png 
/blog/hydrate-memory-loop.png ChatGPT / DALL-E prompts
Hero — 2am terminal scene Intended for: x, linkedin, bluesky
Stat card — cost comparison Intended for: linkedin, x
Diagram — cache hit rate gap Intended for: linkedin, hn, devto